Revelations at the dinner table
My family and I were talking about bible verses to bang on each other and one verse finally clicked lol
Me: In more or less words Jesus told the woman at the well to not be a thirsty hoe"
Uncle G: Amennnnn
Everyone at the table : *Blank stare* HAHAHAHAHA
stank-ass-racht pussy dressin-hoe-witcha bitch ass
. your description says “no ugly hoes and fat bitches allowed,” and you’re ugly and fat? FUCK LOGIC.
I hate it when people use the word “hoe” when they mean “ho.” Like, one is a gardening tool, and the other is a nasty-ass slut-hooker. Don’t confuse them, okay? Okay.
Bros before hoes. Chicks before dicks.
tacosontuesday: Kristen Stewart deserves ALL the crap she’s getting. Seriously, a married man?